Old Generation: “You were named after your grandfather.”
Now Generation: “You were named after a celebrity.”
Next Generation: “You were named after a fictional character.”

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So I got this new optical scanning software so I can easily convert my written essays into word documents so I don’t have to rewrite everything, and this is how it came out.

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Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I’ve been… very naughty.

The story I’m about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I’ve been… naughty.

Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with…

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